Elounor’s Newest Vacation
Ugh. Vomit. We know they can have fun together and they both do deserve a break. I hope they live it up and have a grand old time, I really do. They’re friends, they can vacation together without it...
View ArticleApparently Elounor Go On Low Key Dates
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/109733/Louis-Tomlinson-And-Girlfriend-Eleanor-Calder-Shun-The-Limelight-And-Enjoy-Normal-Dates-Together Despite One Direction reportedly earning more than £100...
View ArticleUTV’S HEADLINE MAKES NO SENSE DEAR LORD
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/one-directions-louis-tomlinson-feels-blessed-as-eleanor-calder-danielle-peazer-plan-girly-day/ CAN EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK AT THAT CLUSTERFUCK OF A...
View ArticleThe “New” Elounor Pic Isn’t New Unless…
We’re all nuts. Look at his chest, you can’t see the tat. Unless we’re all just crazy and he found a way to cover it up. Idk. Credit to http://via.me/-bkk15me
View ArticleLouis, Eleanor, Jay, and Dan On The Orient Express
https://www.youtube.com/embed/JcakTLCr2OI If none of this screamed promo before, it sure as hell does now! I’m straight up offended that they asked Eleanor BEFORE Louis! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I thought it...
View ArticleThe Daily Dot Is At It Again
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/one-direction-larry-stylinson-clive-calder/ Oh goddamn it. Oh no. Management and The Daily Dot is at it again. The Internet is a breeding ground for conspiracy...
View ArticleNostrich And Friends Were Trolling ThisIsNotThem All Along
This is fucking disgusting. THIS. IS. DISGUSTING. I’m furious. Are you fucking kidding me??? http://www.buzzfeed.com/nostrich/the-explosive-truth-behind-one-directions-gay-sca-2980 (This is the full...
View ArticleKeith Calder’s A Fucking Asshole
So crazy that One Direction management had Yahoo buy Tumblr just to shut down the “Larry” conspiracy blogs! #truth — Keith Calder (@keithcalder) May 20, 2013 You cannot censor me, Modest Management!...
View ArticleELEANOR CALDER GOSSIP SITE DESCRIPTIONS DRINKING GAME
((excuse my pathetic Paint attempts at a colorful banner haha — look who I found! )) Or, alternately, Lisa McG Has A Massive Lady Boner For Her Favorite Pretty Student! pretty student = 1 (b/c you’ll...
View ArticleLouis And Eleanor Buck The System In Madrid
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/eleanor-calder-joins-one-directions-louis-tomlinson-in-madrid/ And to our public knowledge, they didn’t spend ANY time together at all. I’m laughing so hard. Way...
View ArticleLisa McG Is Not Concerned, Y’all.
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/the-wanteds-tom-parker-says-one-directions-louis-tomlinson-is-most-likely-to-be-gay-max-george-speaks-out-about-1d-feud/ The Wanted can say that all the bad...
View ArticleEleanor Rant (Warning: I Swear A Lot When I’m Angry)
TBH I feel bad for Eleanor for tomorrow. She’s been planning on going to Matt Corby’s concert forever and now she can’t. I’d be so furious! I may hate her job, but I HATE when Modest fucks with her...
View Article#WeAreTheRowBoats
This dovetails so, so perfectly with We Need To Be Lighthouses For Larry I don’t know who this person is, but they are a legend and I needed them on my site. I’ve never actually thought about that...
View ArticleNiall Can’t Get Comfy And Lisa McG Is Too Late
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/one-direction-niall-horan-is-too-big-for-the-tour-bus-louis-tomlinson-gives-liam-payne-cpr/#more-155589 Niall Horan has admitted that whenever the One Direction...
View ArticleJay’s Tweet Was Deleted. Media Continues To Paint Larry As Spawns Of Hell.
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/545664/one-direction-star-louis-tomlinson-s-mum-no-way-have-louis-and-girlfriend-eleanor-calder-split Louis Tomlinson‘s mum has denied that he’s broken up...
View ArticleLOL Management’s Attempt At Stopping The Elounor Is A Bunch Of Bullshit Train
http://www.mstarz.com/articles/14954/20130622/louis-tomlinsons-girlfriend-eleanor-calder-twitter-photos-one-direction-members.htm One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson has been dating model Eleanor Calder...
View ArticleUmmmmmmm what?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD Someone somewhere pointed out that Harry might’ve actually known Eleanor for a while before Elounor because of Gemma being friends with Chloe and Chloe being friends with...
View ArticleTHIS IS US IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT I’VE EVER HEARD, BUT I’M STILL...
I love their constant emphasis on how “real” and “unscripted” this is going to be when it is actually quite possibly the MOST marketed, scripted, controlled, contrived bullshit the world will ever see....
View ArticleBlind Gossip Strikes Again!
http://blindgossip.com/?p=55271#2808 Oh those boy banders and their “girlfriends”! Yes, the word “girlfriends” belongs in quotation marks. These “girlfriends” seem to really know how to play the game!...
View ArticleEleanor Calder Deserves NO Respect Whatsoever From ANYONE
Eleanor Calder is such a fucking bitch and deserve to have NO fame whatsoever. She’s a classless, talentless, piece of trash famous for drinking Starbucks, wearing Topshop and bearding for a popstar...
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